Damn raccoons:

Lately we've been having a bit of raccoon trouble here at Fancypants Manor. Seems that some raccoons found a way to get into the carriage house and eat all the caviar. We hired a local exterminator but he was unable to get them, so as always I ended up having to do it myself. Naturally I caught them all. With my bare hands. Pictured above is the largest raccoon of the group. When they were all rounded up we shot them and donated the meat to the local orphanage. We told them it was chicken - not that they would have minded, they'll eat anything.